TRUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
     Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses and all the King's men
     Wouldn't put Trumpty together again.
So they all went down the pub!!

Hi, Gang & fellow Publicans.

My name's Trumpty Dumpty but you can call me the Dumpster.  I'm a certain person's imaginary friend & I just can't believe how many buttons I've got to play with these days!!

Now, if only Trumpty can find North Korea on the map everything in the garden will be beautiful. 

Trust me. I know about these things!!  I'm planning on turning the Kremlin into a golf course.